'Chicken has brought more fun to the table than any other 'politician' I can think of. Well, expect for maybe Santorum or that anti-gay Republican guy who was outed by his masseur for getting rub-downs and meth from him. There's always a happy ending with Chicken!'

'i still have my CA id...does the state allow 'absintee voting'?'

'We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office'

'Chicken John is an amazing person who, I think, actually KNOWS and rubs elbows with the people he's talking about. That's a lot more than most politicians can say. Plus, he has roast pig lunches and gay rollerskating nights that anyone can go to to talk to him... not fancy shmancy tea parties or some shit for the ultra-wealthy. He may be focused on a couple of issues, but he actually KNOWS those issues... not how to evade them while sounding like he's discussing them. And he can pull a half inflated balloon from his nostrils to the inside of his mouth- an important thing in mayor of SF.'

'I'm endorsing Chicken John because he actually cares about people. He's a nice person. He's a regular dude. He's not perfect, nor is anyone else, but the difference is, he's not afraid to admit it. He wants everyone to have a good time and he helps us have it, safely and intelligently. That's Chicken John, and that's why he should be our Mayor.'

'chicken cares'

'If Chicken John isn't the best example of the thin thread of hope that disempowered left-wingers are holding onto, then I don't know what is. The best thing about Chicken John is that he seems willing to use that thread to pull a much stronger rope along the same path. Man, that metaphor sucks. Just vote for him, please.'

'No one has all the answers, but Chicken John at least cares about whether the right questions are being asked.'

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'Chicken's as qualified as the incumbent.'

'Just when I swore I wouldn’t fatten any more frogs for snakes, along came Mr. Chicken… Now just how fat is he? How fat can we make him? I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.'

'If being normal were normal, life would be really bizarre.'

'Chicken may get some people's gizzard, but he knows how to use his to tackle challeges that stand before him. He even creates his own challeges, asks questions that others may not dare to and is not afraid of what ever answers or complications he finds. If there's an answer, he'll share it with anyone, and if there's no straight answer, he won't deceive you with some packaged, dualistic claim. Also, I am an artist and he is a supporter of the arts. How can I not be behind him, when he is behind me and my kind? I'm glad to have met this character and hope you too will take the time to get to know his substance.'

'More is better'

'Ahhh Chicken taste good like man..... Gavin has run off..... coffee, kooky, coo coo Chick'

'The dog seems to like him. And I understand his oratory skills are unimpeachable, but I bet the mustache tickles.'

'He did such a great job crafting the Cupid's Span sculpture that I'm convinced he'll make Muni run on time.'

'Chicken John: The other other white meat'

'When you win we will perform. No one will forget our empowering choreography for Prince's 'Pussy Control' Go get em tiger!'

'In Crazytown, we take our politicians about as seriously as we take our bus drivers, which is to say about as seriously as you should take someone who just fired 4 rounds from his Colts into your fare-evading ass. Chicken John wouldn't even have a chance at fourth place here. But in a City like San Francisco, where politicians are obviously held to much lower standards, he's really the only choice.'

'I know nothing about Chicken John until I picked a newspaper off my porch to use for my dog's daily 'Bio Break'. I usually look for images of the Bush adminstration to use, but this one looked interesting and I saved it later to read. What a surprise. I am capitavated by his site and honesty. Where can I donate a few dollars?'

'Vote for Chicken John King of KFC 2 side orders free w/vote'

'There are far worse things you could do with your time! Vote Nuisance 07!!'