Five reasons you should give $20 RIGHT NOW to this Kickstarter:
#1) They are your friends. They are trying to do a hard thing and you should help them
#2) You want a bottle of their concoction. For $20 you get a bottle their cocktail syrup. I’ll bet it’s yummy and free range organic and all that crap.
#3) The companies that sell the national brands of syrups are un-ethical monsters like Nestle and Mars. You LOVE that someone is challenging them.
#4) It’s their dream. You love making dreams come true. That’s why you signed up on my list!
#5) They are idiots and ended their Kickstarter at 7:00 in the morning (tomorrow). It’s almost 4:00 on Wednesday and they are like 85% of the way funded and desperately need a push!
Today resisting the Trump Agenda is with motherfucking cocktails syrups! There, I said it!
…..and thank you chicken