Why you should vote for Gavin Newsom for Governor of California 2018
You should vote for Captain Hair Product for Governor because I have footage of him running away from a singing telegram I sent him. If he wins the Governorship, he’ll run for president. And he could win. Then, I would have footage of the President of the United States of America running away from a singing telegram. And that’s the world I want to live in.
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